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Standard Rates Maddison Nine And Kinsky Four, So Appraisal Panel Moves Both To Second Monitor

Maureen Tench · Player Ratings Editor19 October · Reading time: one pint

The Evening Standard's Sam Tabuteau marked James Maddison 9 and Antonin Kinsky 4 after Tottenham's 3-1 win over Coventry, and an office panel has convened to review them, with the kettle on.

A review panel at a North London office has begun a formal appraisal of the Evening Standard's player ratings from Monday night, after a Tottenham man on the third floor noticed that two of the marks sat a long way apart.

The ratings, compiled by Sam Tabuteau at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, gave James Maddison a 9 and Antonin Kinsky a 4 following Spurs' 3-1 win over Coventry, their first league victory of the season. The panel has described the gap between them as five whole marks.

Proceedings opened at 9:15am, when the chair asked everyone to confirm they could see the screen. Two could. A third said he would look on his phone.

I'm not saying the nine is wrong. I'm saying I'd like to see the working.

The working, the panel was told, consisted of a paragraph per player. Maddison's runs to "It just had to be him". Kinsky's runs to a few uncertain moments early on, followed by what the Standard called "had to do better" on Coventry's equaliser.

The panel then dragged both ratings onto the second monitor so that they could be compared side by side. This took eleven minutes and one restart, after the monitor was found to be set to the wrong input.

A motion to also review the 8s awarded to Archie Gray, Sandro Tonali, Mohammed Kudus and Ben Davies was carried, then deferred, on the grounds that nobody had brought a pen.

The panel will reconvene on Thursday. The man from the third floor has asked for the minutes to record that he said nine.

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Group Chat Accepts De Zerbi Kulusevski Character Remark And Applies It To Tuesday's Five-A-Side

Clive Ottaway · Injury Correspondent19 October · Reading time: one pint

Roberto De Zerbi told Football.London that a long injury can build a player's character, according to Spurs Web, and Dejan Kulusevski is set to return to the Tottenham matchday squad against Coventry after one and a half years.

A five-a-side group chat of eleven members, four of them active, convened on Monday to consider remarks made by Roberto De Zerbi on the subject of Dejan Kulusevski.

The chat noted that the Tottenham head coach had told Football.London that an injury can be important because a player can work on his spirit, and that a long layoff can build a strong character. It further noted that Kulusevski is set to return to the matchday squad against Coventry, a year and a half after he last appeared.

The motion to accept the remark was moved by the member who created the chat in 2019 and has never been removed from the admin role. It was seconded by a thumbs up, which the minutes record as unanimous.

It is understood that the chat then turned to its own business. One member has been unable to play since last Tuesday owing to what he described as a calf and the chat described, after some discussion, as a medium calf.

Fair enough, but I'm not doing a year and a half. I'm doing two weeks and I want it noted that I'm doing them well.

The chat spent forty minutes on whether De Zerbi's wish for a player to be both better and stronger describes one improvement or two. No verdict was reached. A member who joined the conversation late asked who we were talking about.

The chat also noted that De Zerbi had said he follows Xavi Simons step by step through his recovery, and resolved to ask whether the same service could be extended to the calf, at a time to be agreed.

The calf will be reviewed on Thursday.

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